Earlier today, Political Championship Wrestling and the Missouri Valley Wrestling Alliance held a press conference in Rockford, Illinois, home of this year’s Weapons of Mass Political Destruction 2010 pay per view show.
PCW CEO Barack Obama and MVW CEO Jason Carmondy jointly announced the final card for the event to be held this Sunday night.
The card reads as follows:
Bonus Match-Intergender Tag Team Match:
Sarah Mae Smith (MVW) and Bird ‘The Mark’ Ridfych (PCW)
vs.
Mindy ‘The Principal’ Smyth (MVW) and Magnum P.O’d (PCW)
MVW Television Title Match:
Katie Collins (c)
vs.
‘Lingerie Girl’ Brandi Bayless
PCW Television Title Match:
The American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition) (c)
vs.
SNAFU (Independent)
MVW Grudge Cage Match:
Carrieanne McDermott
vs.
‘The Manchester Masterpiece’ Brooke Evans
PCW Chamber of Doom Match:
Team MSNBC (Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow,
‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews, Ed Schultz, and Arianna Huffington)
vs.
Team Fox News (Bill O’Reilly, ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Dennis Miller, and the ‘Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter)
Hall of Fame Induction
‘Not Just Intolerable, Not Just Unbearable, He is’ Justin Sufferable
The Drunken Luchadors Dan and Don Martini
PCW Tag Team Title Match
‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (c)
(American Heartland Coalition)
vs.
Jack Schett and Bull Schett
(Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army)
MVW Tag Team Title Match
The Mercenaries (Dawn McGill and ‘Sweet Southern Comfort’ Jackie Daniels)
vs.
Angels of Death (‘Ms. Lethal Weapon’ Angel Casey
and ‘The Terminatrix’ Angel Scott)
MVW Title Match
Miss USA (c)
vs.
Jill-Berg
PCW Title Match
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (c)
(Democrat)
vs.
Khalid-El
(Axis of Evil)
vs.
Yamamoto Tanaka
(Independent)